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1. Know right now what comes after death or Find out what comes after death when the time comes, like everyone else
2. Fight one horse-sized duck once a year or Fight a hundred duck-sized horses once a year
3. A partner you can always sit comfortably in silence with, but who barely ever talks or A partner who talks nonstop, so you never get a single moment of silence
4. Get ten million dollars today or Get a thousand dollars a day, for life
5. Talk to animals or Speak every language in the world
6. Control the playlist all night or Never hear a song you hate again
7. Apologize on reflex to someone who just bumped into you or Have someone apologize to you three times when you were the one who bumped into them
8. A meeting that could have been an email or An email that should have been a meeting
9. Force your pineapple pizza on the whole party and hear the grumbling until dessert or Put up with the pizza someone else picked and silently eat a topping you hate
10. Become a vampire: immortal, but never in sunlight again or Become a werewolf: normal by day, out of control three nights a month
11. Have hands instead of feet or Have feet instead of hands
12. Know from day one it's for life, with no way to ever change your mind or Choose your partner again every morning, with no guarantee about tomorrow
13. Know what comes after death or Keep the doubt, and the hope that comes with it
14. Turn invisible whenever you want or Fly whenever you want
15. A party with no phones at all, so no photos and no way to call a taxi or A party where everyone has their phone and films everything you do
16. Be stuck for ten years with a ridiculous nickname from your first day at work or Stay the new person to the whole team for ten years, with no nickname or even a name
17. Working from home forever or Working at the office forever
18. Finish a big tub of fries alone while your colleagues all have salads or Order a salad like everyone else and be hungry by three o'clock
19. Spend one full night in a haunted mansion or Get ten seconds of pure fright every evening, forever
20. Sweat mayonnaise at the slightest heat, even on a café terrace or Cry salad dressing at the slightest emotion, even during a commercial
21. Have your partner never stay mad at you for more than ten minutes, whatever you do or Never be able to stay mad at your partner for more than ten minutes, whatever they do
22. See ten minutes into your own future or See a hundred years into the world's future
23. A talking dog or A cat that does your homework
24. Serve everyone before you eat and end up with the leftovers or Serve yourself first, a huge plate, with every guest watching
25. Have your stomach rumble so loudly the whole table stops and stares at you or Knock your glass over on the white tablecloth and watch your host mop it up in silence
26. Four ten-hour days or Five eight-hour days
27. Give your host a luxury box of chocolates and eat pasta all week or Give a plain chocolate bar and see it sitting among the other guests' luxury boxes
28. Be the only person in the world who can see ghosts or Have everyone see ghosts except you
29. Sing everything you say like an opera singer or Salsa-dance everywhere you go
30. Always win the arguments, but go to bed angry or Always lose the arguments, but make up before the night ends
31. Never be able to lie again or Believe everything you're told
32. Have a pet dragon or Have a pet unicorn
33. Make everyone laugh, but always by accident or Make people laugh on command, but only once a night
34. Forgetting a name mid-introduction or Calling someone the wrong name for six months, uncorrected
35. Being cc'd on everything or Being cc'd on nothing
36. Look for a fountain and change your route every time you're thirsty in town or Pay three dollars for a bottle of water every time you're thirsty in town
37. Know when you'll die, but not how or Know how you'll die, but not when
38. Have hair that changes color with your mood, for everyone to see or Have your nose grow an inch for an hour every time you lie
39. Have your partner give up a big dream for you, and remind you of it now and then or Give up a big dream for your partner, and never tell them what it cost you
40. Live without the internet or Never travel again
41. Three wishes right now or One wish every year, forever
42. Pay double for the broken lamp and never hear about it again or Pay nothing for the broken lamp and hear about it for ten years
43. Wave back at someone waving at the person behind you or Wave at someone and get nothing back
44. Working with your best friend or Keeping your friendship out of the office
45. An espresso downed standing at the counter in ten seconds, talking to nobody or A tea steeping for four minutes, then a conversation that drags on until it goes cold
46. Never feel fear again or Feel every emotion twice as strongly, fear included
47. Always be right, but have nobody ever believe you or Always be wrong, but with total confidence
48. Always make up with a long hug, and never a word of explanation or Always make up with a long talk, and never a single hug
49. Start over at age ten with everything you know now or Gain ten extra years of life, right now
50. Eat all the candy you want, but go to the dentist every Saturday morning or Never eat a single piece of candy again, but never go to the dentist again
51. Sit next to the funniest person or Sit across from the most interesting person
52. Read a kid a story doing all the voices just as their parents walk in or Read a kid a story in a flat voice and have them beg for their mom to finish
53. A job nobody understands or A job everyone thinks they understand
54. A sweet breakfast that wakes you up at once but leaves you starving by ten or A savory breakfast that lasts until noon but weighs you down all morning
55. Forget every big scare by the next day, and fall into the same traps again or Remember every big scare as vividly as the first day, for the rest of your life
56. Eat the same delicious dish for lunch every day for a year or Eat a different dish for lunch every day, never knowing whether you'll like it
57. Share everything: phones, accounts, passwords or Each keep a little digital secret garden
58. Be loved by everyone, but close to no one or Be close to three people, but invisible to everyone else
59. Have a magic power nobody can know about, not even your best friend or Have a magic power the whole school knows about and begs you to use at every recess
60. A party on a boat at sea, with no way to leave until it's back in port or A rooftop party where everyone leaves when they want, and half are gone before midnight
61. Thirty minutes stuck in an elevator with a vague acquaintance or Thirty minutes stuck with a very chatty stranger
62. Becoming the boss of your current colleagues or Changing teams to become a boss
63. Never eating cheese again or Never eating chocolate again
64. Be the monster everyone fears, but nobody loves or Be the monster everyone adores, but nobody takes seriously
65. Have the same terrible song stuck in your head forever or Get a different terrible song every morning, picked by the world's worst DJ
66. Spend a year inseparable, twenty-four seven or Spend a year long-distance, with a single week together
67. Know in advance how all your big choices turn out or Decide on instinct, never knowing what you missed
68. A very strict teacher whose lessons are fascinating or A very kind teacher whose lessons are boring
69. Hear everything your friends say about you the moment you leave the room or Never know what your friends say about you the moment you leave the room
70. Five seconds of your search history on the big screen or Five seconds of your recent photos on the big screen
71. Finishing earlier but staying reachable or Finishing later but fully disconnecting
72. Pizza without cheese or Pizza without tomato sauce
73. Live in a horror movie knowing all the rules or Live in a horror movie without knowing you're in one
74. Lose one sock with every wash, never to be found again or Lose every single sock you own at once, once a year
75. Always be ten years older than your partner and age first in front of them or Always be ten years younger than your partner and watch them age before you
76. Never feel shame again, even when you have truly hurt someone or Never feel pride again, even when you have truly succeeded
77. Sleep on the floor at the host's place, no pillow, but safe until morning or Head home alone at three in the morning, exhausted, but end up in your own bed
78. Being casual with someone who stays formal with you or Being formal with someone who's already casual with you
79. A job you love an hour away or A decent job five minutes away
80. Eat the pasta left out of the fridge all night and cross your fingers until morning or Throw out the pasta left out all night and pay twenty dollars for delivery

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